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Compiled by Jamal Munshi, Sonoma State University All rights reserved |
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2005: office memos
2004: sign boards
2003: thailand food and drug administration
1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. 6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken! 7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants. 8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? 9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up. 10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. 11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out! 12. You daring lousy guy. 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape! 14. I have been scared shitless too much lately. 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair! 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. 17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? 18. How can you use my intestines as a gift? 19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. 20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination. 21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
1999: from "apprenda ingles para conversar" by humberto ferrer, pueblo publishing, 1990
if you soup the motor with a better gasoline you will have a better mileage. if you tell rebecca that she is older you will put your foot into it. why you don't stick to your compromises? stick hard to your studies. are you sure that he usually stick people? they stuck me with the repair because it does not work. drop in us now. why did you leave out so important fact? please let on my mother-in-law that we won't be attending the meeting. why this divorce was brought about? edith will give in his demands. if you want to give off productions you will have to invest more money. these flowers give off a fragrant odor. the vase fell and broke down into pieces. he never live up his promises. did he get use to live in the outskirts? we got mixed up with the facts she gave us. if you figure out the cost you will not afford it. as yet i have not known a word about leonard.. as of now she did not show up. she got stuck in the price. he got away the police. i don't know how he gets away with his creditors. the dessert tastes of garlish. what do you go in for on the week ends. if you hold on my hands i cannot help you. who thought it up that clever idea? if you don't take pains in your duties you will be fired. get in touch with me all day long. do you know her only by sight? to hold up people is a serious offense. if you harden your requirements he might run away. the set on fire the plantation. the dog bit off her legs. if you try to tell one from the other it will be impossible. there were no enough breads to go around. are you putting on weight recently? how you can bear day in and day out all his tricks? modesty is valuable but showing off is intolerable. she broke up the bread in pieces. he chopped up the meat in beefsteaks. all the clothing is dried up. the signs warn the drivers to slow up. what are they up? he did not beat about the bush and came directly to the point. until when will you fool around uselessly? if you stir up that problem here it won't be convenient. he stood me up after been waiting a long time. watch on julius because he will try to get the better of you. they broke loose of the seige and nobody could find them. if you pay so little amount it will be a steal. lewis is playing up to her new rich friend. during the hold up he kept his head all the time. you should not cut in our talking. why don't you cut short your explanations? if the ammunition gives out they will have to surrender. will you hold out such influences? if my resorts hold out until then i will not give up. if you turn over so rapidly there will be an accident. let her alone with her own thoughts. if you let leonard alone everything will be successful. i want to break off with this uncomfortable relationship. all your pains will wear off with this new pills. we will buy out directly from them. you should take advantage of the selling out. we don't catch on the meaning of her enigmatic sentences. did you catch on his intention? daniel put his shirt on outside out. which of your brothers you take after most? you cannot go farther out of gas. if you run out of food you won't be able to stand up. the old man was ran over for a reckless driver. the collision broke out in a street. their phone has been loused up for a month now. he loused it up when he opened his mouth. give them some help but don't go off the deep end. if you go off the deep end you'll spoil it. he has been losing his touch as a first sales clerk. let us kick it around until we have further notices. to arrive on time you will have to put yourself together. they are looking up in all their plans. if i were to visit so important family i would get all dolled up. he cracks a book from time to time. do you want to trade in your new car for my old one? this store trades up the whole merchandise. with a few simple words he was eased out. can you find out what makes the customers tick? even if you laugh at his own face will never get a rise out of him. if you let your interest slide in your studies you won't |