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Sources: "The phrase dropper's handbook" by john t. beaudouin
and everett mattlin, doubleday and company, ny, 1976;
scott adams; and student papers
the bullshit equation
bullshit = randomPhrase(group1) + "," +
randomPhrase(group2) + randomPhrase(group3) + randomPhrase(group4) + "." group 1
phrases - in particular
- on the other hand
- however
- similarly
- a
s a result
- thus
- in this regard
- for example
- with respect to the
specific goals
- based on overall systemic considerations
- in summary
- basically
- essentially
- it is our democratic belief that in spite of
trickle down effects
group 2 phrases- any integrated strategy for
competitive advantage
- a proactive mean-variance efficiency approach
- emerging mission critical marketing strategies
- the education-osmosis
cognitive framework
- a large portion of the interface coordination
communication
- a constant flow of effective information
- the characterization of specific criteria
- the initiation of the
critical linkages
- a fully integrated plan of action
- the primary baseline case
- any associated supporting element
- full compliance with the mission statement
- incorporation of any additional theoretical constraints
- the principle of "functional independence"
- a secondary inter-relationship between related objectives
group 3 phrases- must utilize and be functionally interwoven with
- maximizes the probability of project success and minimizes the cost
and time required for
- adds explicit performance limits to
- necessitates that urgent consideration be applied to
- requires considerable risk analysis and what-if studies to arrive at
- is further compounded when taking into account
- presents extremely interesting challenges to
- recognizes the importance of diversification effects and the necessity for
- effects a significant implementation of
- adds overriding performance
constraints to
- must explore new paradigms for
- will filter, communicate
and evangelize the findings toward
group 4 phrases
- the real and perceived benefits to globalization
- the realities of the the global marketplace
- the quality implementation of methodologies
- the anticipated compatibility rationale
- the evolution of specifications over a given time period
- the effectiveness measures that are normally applied in these cases
- the discrete configuration mode
- the mission triad of "authority",
"linguistics", and "message"
- the application of ecological paradigms
- the philosophy of commonality and standardization
- the government's
requirement for competitive bidding
- agency costs in the greater societal
context
- the higher good of providing for society while protecting
individuals
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